Sunday, December 1, 2013

The Hair of Jan Crouch

Paul Crouch 1934-2013 MAY HE REST IN PEACE
Paul Crouch, president and co-founder of Trinity Broadcasting Network, died yesterday. Part of my early childhood involved playing with my toys on the floor while watching my mother watch TBN programming on our family room television, then hearing as she called her sister or best friend tolaugh hysterically about what she saw on the screen. I will address the Crouch family and TBN in greater depth later.

For now, I would like simply to present, for your viewing pleasure, a salute to a separate and distinct persona of the TBN empire, which is the hair of Jan Crouch, widow (unless there really was substance rumors from a few years ago of a divorce between the power couple) of Paul Crouch, and co-founder of TBN. Enjoy!


  1. She looks like she's made of plastic.

  2. No. Paul and Jan have never divorced. They never wanted that to be the image they projected. They also haven't lived in the same house for over 20 years.

  3. How can she minister to people? All the glam is downright sinful. Her hair? She could hide a bucket of chicken in that thing.

    1. I suspect that you are onto something. She probably is hiding a bucket of chicken -- or perhaps a deep-fried turkey -- in the contraption euphemistically referred to as "hair." Maybe she can pass the poultry out during an extra-long sermon, sort of like Jesus multiplied the loaves and fish and distributed them.