|what Alexis is going to look like if she doesn't soon stop using hydrocortisone cream|
Seven-up and ginger ale are the best I can tolerate, and even they taste bad to me. The thought of consuming food is positively revolting. I can't watch TV because there are too many food commercials, and I can't manipulate the remote control fast enough to get them off the screen before they make me toss the cookies that i haven't even eaten.
This stomach virus nonsense positively sucks. At least my rash is improving, though. Hydrocortisone cream works miracles even if it does ultimately turn me into some sort of hermaphrodite.