I say this at the risk of publicly raising my personal morbidity index from marginal to fully gruesome, but I actually believe Stayner is the better looking of the two men in this specific head-to-head comparison. This is particularly salient when one considers that Jenner's picture is probably some sort of photo op set-up, and more likely than not he spent ten to fifteen minutes in a cosmetician's chair having his mug made maximally attractive, versus Stayner's literal mug shot, before which Stayner, in all likelihood, was given neither the time nor a washcloth or a comb with which to tidy himself up prior to the photo op.
When I have a bit more time, I'll share my own saga in relation to true crime and the killings that caused me to need a night light in order to sleep most nights to this very night. For now, however, please simply note the resemblance, real or imagined on my part, and wonder, as do I, just how it is that a man who had been living practically under a rock in order to evade law enforcement officials can emerge from beneath said rock, have his picture snapped, and come out of the photography session looking even in the ballpark of comparability to a Jenner / Kardashian in terms of overall handsomeness if not in actual physical facial resemblance.
Don't worry, Mom, Dad, Uncle Steve, Uncle Scott, or Judge Alex: I have not developed a sudden affinity for and/or attraction to "bad boys." I have no intention whatsoever of hooking up (in any sense of the term) with a gem of a pen pal from one of the state's or nation's many high-quality correctional facilities. Instead, I'm merely noting what I perceive as a rather unlikely resemblance between an inmate currently housed in San Quentin's famous Death Row Wing and a Kardashian by association.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Stayner
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