|Brody Jenner: eye candy for the women out in TV land and elsewhere|
E! network has started a new show in recent months called Sex with Brody. Joining Jenner in this debacle of a venture are a comedian, and it is a most liberal and generous use of the word comedian in applying it as a description of this host, as the defining characteristic of a comedian is stipulate to be that the person be funny, along with a so-called relationship expert.
As far as the relationship expert, what credentialed are required in order to refer to oneself as such? I've had a relationship or two. Neither got past first base, but they were, nonetheless, relationships. Does that make me a relationship expert?
My brother, by contrast, has had, since he turned sixteen and was allowed to declare officially in y parents' presence that any given female was his girlfriend, nearly one hundred relationships.. I actually sat down with a pen and a legal pad and tried to list every girl he's dated "steadily' since he reached the age at which relationships meant more than the mere passing notes back and forth in class inquiring and providing answers in relation (no pun intended) to who liked whom. I could only come up with eighty-one, but I know there were more, including those about whom I never even knew when we attended separate universities. Is my brother a "relationship expert"? God, I hope not. If the relationships of the world are dependent upon Matthew's advice, god help us all. unfortunately, such is probably also the case with Brody Jenner's "relationship expert. the only thing surprising in any of this is that anyone who came of age in the Kardashian/Jenner fiasco considers the terms sex and relationship not to be mutually exclusive.
Brody Jenner is a handsome man; I'll give him that. Other than his looks, and the many sexual encounters he's likely had largely as a result of those looks, though, I'm not sure what about his situation qualifies him to host a TV show offering advice concerning sex. Other than "always wear a condom if the hook-up is casual, and "never believe her when she says she's on birth control," i question the value of any advice he could offer. If it were a XXX cable program called "Brody demonstrates how to please a woman,' perhaps he's be qualified. i don't even know for certain that he's qualified to do that. Perhaps his talent lies in his ability to pick up women. Who knows if he's really good in bed? Actually, a lot of women probably could answer that question for me, but, unfortunately none of them are here right now. Maybe he should author a book with the title
Chicken Soup for the Horny Soul.
In my perfect world, anyone who is as closely related as step-fourth-cousin-twice removed to any member of the Kardashian-Jenner disaster should therefore immediately be disqualified from providing advice about sex, or anything else, for that matter.
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