Sunday, April 30, 2017

Clarification

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I need to clarify a point. I am not a sickly person. I become ill a bit more frequently than is optimal, in part because of a sometimes recurring intestinal condition, in part because I have no spleen, and in part because i am sometimes forced to work insane hours. When I'm not sick, however, I am 100% fine. Sickly people are never totally well. I am well a far greater percentage of the time than I am sick.

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  1. People think I'm unhealthy, even though I haven't been hospitalized since I was a mere baby!

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    1. Didn't you have a somewhat obscure illness (cellulitis comes to mind, but I don't think that is what it was) of some sort in your early adulthood, not that having a single malady at some point in your life qualifies you as unhealthy?

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    2. I had cellulitis three times officially diagnosed, but I might have had it other times and not been treated. I had trouble with that right after my Peace Corps days... repeated skin infections, sometimes on very inopportune parts of my body. And yes, at one point, hospitalization was recommended, but I correctly refused to be admitted.

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    3. If a person can be treated without hospitalization, that is usually the best option. There are many hospital-borne pathogens just lying in wait to invade the body of anyone with an already compromised immune system.

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    4. Exactly. Besides that, who has the money to hang out in a hospital? I sure didn't back then.

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    5. If you had the money, it would be better spent at a resont, and the resort would cost less, as well.

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  2. Other than having had some parts removed and others replaced I am doing just peachy. And as long as I am on this side of the dirt I might as well be useful.

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  3. Sure, you're not sickly. Whatever you say.

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    1. Didn't you mean "a cousin," as opposed to "a friend." While it's possible to be both, we're not.

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