Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The Worst of Everything According to Alexis

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 THE WORST FOOD IN THE WORLD: COTTAGE CHEESE

THE WORST SMELL IN THE WORLD: BARF

THE WORST TV SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD: THE 700 CLUB

THE WORST SOUND IN THE WORLD: MISSING THE LAST FLAT IN A KEY SIGNATURE

THE WORST  PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD; HITLER (MAYBE)

THE 2ND WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD; JIM JONES (MAYBE)

THE WORST BOOK IN THE WORLD; PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT

THE WORST  SALAD DRESSING IN THE WORLD; ROQUEFORT

THE WORST  CHORDATE EVER TO EXIST ON EARTH; THE COUGAR

THE 2ND WORST CHORDATE: THE RAT

THE WORST CHILDREN'S BOOK; THE GIVING TREE

THE WORST SODA; JONES SODA HOLIDAY DINNER PACK; TURKEY AND GRAVY

THE WORST SONG EVER; I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME AS SUNG BY CHARLENE

THE WORST MOVIE EVER; THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE

THE WORST TEACHER IN HISTORY; MRS. MOORE

THE WORST ARTHROPOD EVER; THE HEAD LOUSE AKA Pediculus humanus capitis

THE WORST CANDY EVER; HOREHOUND CANDY

THE SECOND WORST CANDY;  BLUE RASPBERRY-FLAVORED ROCK CANDY

THE WORST-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVER; THE ACCORDION

THE WORST EAST FOOD RESTAURANT; LONG JOHN SILVER'S






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    1. It was one of those nights when I couldn't sleep but had even fewer profound thoughts to share than I usually do.

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  2. The only changes I would make are: Song - Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, and Movie - Titanic (second is Blue Velvet - why did I watch it all the way through???)

    Otherwise you are spot on. laperla

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    1. Those are some spot-on changes you've suggested, Perla. I own a blue velvet skirt/top ensemble that my mom occasionally forced me to wear just because she paid a lot of money in it and could stand to see it sitting in my closet until I outgrew it (which i never did; it still fits). Anytime I wore it, some idiotwiould invaribly sing the song, after which I would say, "Please excuse me while I upchuck."

      My dad used to ask anyone who said he or she planned to watch Titanic, 'Why are you watching it? You know how it ends." He was right.

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