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THE WORST FOOD IN THE WORLD: COTTAGE CHEESE
THE WORST SMELL IN THE WORLD: BARF
THE WORST TV SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD: THE 700 CLUB
THE WORST SOUND IN THE WORLD: MISSING THE LAST FLAT IN A KEY SIGNATURE
THE WORST PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD; HITLER (MAYBE)
THE 2ND WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD; JIM JONES (MAYBE)
THE WORST BOOK IN THE WORLD; PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
THE WORST SALAD DRESSING IN THE WORLD; ROQUEFORT
THE WORST CHORDATE EVER TO EXIST ON EARTH; THE COUGAR
THE 2ND WORST CHORDATE: THE RAT
THE WORST CHILDREN'S BOOK; THE GIVING TREE
THE WORST CHILDREN'S BOOK; THE GIVING TREE
THE WORST SODA; JONES SODA HOLIDAY DINNER PACK; TURKEY AND GRAVY
THE WORST SONG EVER; I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME AS SUNG BY CHARLENE
THE WORST MOVIE EVER; THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE
THE WORST TEACHER IN HISTORY; MRS. MOORE
THE WORST ARTHROPOD EVER; THE HEAD LOUSE AKA Pediculus humanus capitis
THE WORST CANDY EVER; HOREHOUND CANDY
THE SECOND WORST CANDY; BLUE RASPBERRY-FLAVORED ROCK CANDY
THE WORST-SOUNDING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVER; THE ACCORDION
THE WORST EAST FOOD RESTAURANT; LONG JOHN SILVER'S
Interesting list!
ReplyDeleteIt was one of those nights when I couldn't sleep but had even fewer profound thoughts to share than I usually do.
DeleteThe only changes I would make are: Song - Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, and Movie - Titanic (second is Blue Velvet - why did I watch it all the way through???)
ReplyDeleteOtherwise you are spot on. laperla
Those are some spot-on changes you've suggested, Perla. I own a blue velvet skirt/top ensemble that my mom occasionally forced me to wear just because she paid a lot of money in it and could stand to see it sitting in my closet until I outgrew it (which i never did; it still fits). Anytime I wore it, some idiotwiould invaribly sing the song, after which I would say, "Please excuse me while I upchuck."
DeleteMy dad used to ask anyone who said he or she planned to watch Titanic, 'Why are you watching it? You know how it ends." He was right.
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